You are reading a website!

Just incase you didn't realise. This is the website for the in-production feature length film, Indiana Jones and the Chess-set of Wonders! This film, set in 1937, follows our hero Indiana Jones as he tries to retrieve the Chess-set carved by Jesus himself, whilst evading Hitler's dark army at every turn. With a script possibly written by George Lucas, directed by someone who might be Steven Spielberg, and John Williams in control of the audio, it's going to be great (terrible)!

We're just making this up as we go...

Not only is Chess-set of Wonders guaranteed to be good enough to cure cancer, bring peace to the world and do other generally nice things, it's going to include at least some of the following:

-Castles blowing up.
-Planes crashing.
-A cave containing a series of traps which Indy has to avoid or deactivate.
-Absolutely no CG! Unless you count MSPaint as CG, but we have to animate in something and we can't afford paper :(

This means that it's going to be good! Probably not good enough to get us a cease and desist order, but you never know. Another good point about Chess-set of Wonders is that it'll never be finished because we never do any work on it. It was started in February of 2003, and since then, it's barely progressed! Oh well, we can always dream.

That belongs in a museum!

Well, that's another quote, so it'll do as a heading despite the fact it has nothing to do with this paragraph. At the left there are a few links which you might be able to see. I'm assuming you're not blind or using a text-based browser or something.

There is a news page, where there will be no news because like I said, we never do any work on this project, and no work means no news. There's also the encyclopedia which is full of horrendous stuff and sometimes gets added to. The image board has a bunch of weird images, so if you want to post and think you are a high quality artist, try opening mspaint or whatever. There are also some other buttons but I don't care so much and I can't be bothered typing about them.

Oh, there's a mug which is quite swank. I don't know if it's actually any good because I can't afford one myself, but Valgar bought one and said it was a decent mug. I wouldn't trust him too much but he's probably telling the truth this time.

-by Dr_Ian